Of Sound Mind: A Pacific Transcription

For ages, an occult war has raged for control over one’s “Godly” extraterritorial nativity when nature’s seamless evolutionary due process reveals the whole truth of the matter from one’s “little g” genesis onward. The original birthday cake, a vestigial organ and biological feto-maternal incorporation known as the placenta, is a prehistoric biogeographic island territory constituting direct DNA proof of one’s First Estate monarchy and patrimonial right-of-way passage across mom’s immaculate Second Estate conception. A supernatural mystery is presumed to commence at an interstate stargate between the mutually exclusive Past and Present with the violent cutting, removal, and certification of one’s undelivered fetal member/ship. The severed portion denotes a derelict vessel requiring salvage, an indigenous heathen requiring salvation, or some other contrived thing when a simple medical delivery of one’s faultless “Supreme Being,” i.e., baby, umbilical cord, and extra-embryonic membranes, makes any alternative physically impossible.

Today is the day to end the war.